January 2012
53 posts
here is something i haven't done in a long time
peeled off the plastic sticker holding a CD case shut. what a treat.
thank you for the rad presents!
December 2011
28 posts
fuckin' up my christmas →
this is what i was talking about earlier. from high school. from the day.
the only thing we'll ever need →
to express emotions to one another ever again.
the subtitle of this article should be →
“homosexuals and women repeatedly ruin christmas”
it's like real simple was writing with you in mind →
but will it help with my poops?
i went on a date
and left after half an hour because literally we had exchanged a paragraph of words and none of them were interesting. there was bluegrass going on but man if you are going to invite a girl to come to the mission to a bar to see some bluegrass you had best tell her in advance that you will not be talking to her so she can politely decline and not waste time that she could be using to avoid...
winter goals
…in one sitting? because, TCHYEAH.
garble:
eat an entire box of oreos
hunan homes
there is one video on their youtube channel, and it is extraordinarily boring (a chinese man talking about how hunan homes is good, and then a homosexual saying the same thing).
in other news, who thought videotaping this man would be a good thing? his eyeballs are boring straight into my face when he talks about apple juice.
kids! →
these are mostly terrifying. kids are pretty messed up.
garble:
smiles!
kraft ain't got nothing on... →
CHEF BOYARDEE NO FUCK YOUUUU
seriously this shit looks terrible.
dude what?
some serious miscommunication has taken place along the line here.
garble:
summer plans →
then i am still confused because brentwood is in the east bay and not LA. helllllp.
garble:
the den of the american hipster, where all milk is soy and all soap is organic
(my house)
wearesistersandfriends:
wait, do you mean 15 minutes from the beach house? brentwood is out by pittsburg. i think i misunderstood a lot of words in your sentences.
garble:
with u
this is literally fifteen...
I NEED YOUR HELP UNDERSTANDING FACEBOOK
i was ready to be like “NOOOOO WAY” but i guess i can see it. in my mind everyone always means back to the future michael j fox but i suppose i need to make allowances for the passing of time.
garble:
i don’t know that guy looks like michael j fox.
wearesistersandfriends:
when a boy facebook friends you after you finally formally introduce yourselves (having exchanged jokes and...
summer plans →
wait, do you mean 15 minutes from the beach house? brentwood is out by pittsburg. i think i misunderstood a lot of words in your sentences.
garble:
with u
this is literally fifteen minutes on a bike from the den.
I NEED YOUR HELP UNDERSTANDING FACEBOOK
when a boy facebook friends you after you finally formally introduce yourselves (having exchanged jokes and waves for several weeks in passing) and then “likes” a photo that you’re in with another boy and that isn’t really even that flattering but is third on your profile WHAT DOES THAT MEAN?
i’m so old.
hello
YES you are the champion of my heart. i am doing so many punch dances for you.
so is lil’ troy (he’s jealous).
garble:
you are now speaking with Ellen Watkins, Completer of Chemistry 14A and all-around baller.
today's outfit
oversized flannel i got from goodwill yesterday and am planning to tailor down
leggings
boat shoes
I AM A 90’S FASHION ICON
i love being mat's friend
this weekend will be the fourth weekend i have spent a night at his house. we met with several others at giordano bros in the mish and played shuffleboard and ate sandwiches, then did MANY GREAT RAMBLES around the city with his roommate and two of his friends including a bike ride down to balboa park, janky karaoke in bernal heights, and turkey dinner at 11:30pm. yay friends!
tell me about your...
cookie swap!
cookie swap
oh man this hurts my heart →
it isn’t even bitter. it’s just yearning.
EDIT: wait maybe it is bitter.
news flash: i'm probably a dude
“So, maybe this: I don’t think there’s some essential guy quality that leads dudes, as a population, to make this sort of comment. I think that some guys, maybe even many guys, are socialized in certain ways to lead them to approach this conversation differently. In my experience, empathy is not valued highly in dude conversations. Making judgments and jokes is.”
excerpted from this...
holy crap
i found a road bike leaning up against a tree outside my house with a sign that said “free bike broken rear axel” and it is EXACTLY MY SIZE. AND IT HAS A RACK. AND IT IS RATHER ATTRACTIVE.
san francisco, you’re really winning me over here.
what do you do
i am so glad you are my sister.
garble:
when you wake up after a night of drinking and find that you made a pot of sweet potato-chorizo soup and a dozen cookies?
learn from my mistakes
oatmeal + cranberry sauce: really quite unpleasant!
dude, he and i just today were talking about how much he liked you and was glad to have met you. i am really glad you liked him.
i am often worried that he doesn’t want to be my friend as much as i want to be his friend but as you may know i am CRAZY!
alsoooo…hope he doesn’t mind that i keep doing makeouts with his friends. whoops! i’m the easy one.
GRAPE
garble:
did...
aaahahah →
i need to marry this person.