February 2012
32 posts
so i just
“liked” a comment that jess made where she corrects alice’s tramp-spelling. is that weird? i mean, i don’t even know how to spell “colour” right — who am i to be sassing on spelling? but it was just so good.
in related news, i recently received a wall post from tom saying “sup cousin!”. that’s a question i could either answer with...
eating a brownie
only barely stopped myself last night from eating a half-burrito that i saved (in my backpack) from a lunch talk on thursday.
i am so proud of who you are.
garble:
that i put in my pocket on sunday
i am not proud of who i am
oh my goodness
ALL THAT is on.
this recipe →
seems like something you’d just lose your shit about.
in case you were wondering
babysitting alexander while attempting to study has made it quite clear to me that i am not yet ready to have children.
you are adorable and that is hilarious. how did that happen? were you out of grape squirt?
also, have you ever heard of a pickleback? similar concept which i have not yet put in my mouth but cannot wait to.
garble:
last night: “the night we chased our shots with feta brine”
it was like eating a deep fried gravy patty.
today
attempted to introduce alexander to the ramones, after he started singing “hey, ho, let’s go…jimmy neutron!” (this is, apparently, the theme to jimmy neutron.) i had this 80s movie montage vision where he got all into it and then we danced around and that was what started him on the path of loving rock and roll but mostly he just kept playing magnets.
slow progress.
budweiser is using "runaway"
to market a special “platinum” beer. i am cracking up here.
also, housesitting at the beach house and watching SO MUCH TV. cupcake wars! project runway all-stars! chopped! yesssssss.
so
that is so nice! and weird! i thought you had to have protracted legal battles and stuff for that kind of thing to happen.
so what are you going to do with your $2000?
(i googled “something that costs $2000” and found this. huh! but seriously, that would be a waste of money.)
garble:
i got these stitches right? i got hit by that car door whatever?
the driver contacted his...
i am quite sure you will find this hilarious →
it’s by the guy who does dinosaur comics and it is so funny.
craigslist
cookie swap!
what are you craigslisting booboo?
garble:
craigslist!
i CAN NOT WAIT
to have my children look at my high school yearbook and be like “WHAAAAAT”. it is so gorgeously cheesy. my photo is so bad. like, my hair is blow-dried and i’m looking over my shoulder. YES.
oh man
i adore you and your biology jokes.
garble:
today was exhausting.
I totally rewrote that application letter by the way. Thank you so much for your help. It was really quite off base, huh? I did it in CRUNCH TIME, in the two hours between work and class (in which I also wrote a two-page response about lady abuse and compiled and printed all my application stuff, packaged it, and sent it off...
so this article isn't that great or anything →
but i chortled because the older daughter is “em” and the younger daughter is “el” which is like us except neither of us has tourette’s, knock wood.
this is almost too obvious of a response but it needs to be made because you ball hard.
garble:
I got accepted into my major! Stress about grades: over forever! (kind of)
Which is GOOD because I got a 76/100 on my LS2 midterm. Do you know how the curving of grades works? The median was 70, so I scored above that, but in the general clump of “middle.” Is that clump the C’s or the B’s?
In...
garb(le): tomorrow for dinner →
you don’t need to break any bones or anything before roasting it. when you’re serving it, you can (if you’re not exceedingly hungry) cut through the joint between the thigh and the leg.
this is a video that demonstrates that process with a turkey. basically the same concept. (except for when they do that mango/kale decorating shit. what is that?)
also i’m so glad it was...
internship applying
YES! who knew you were so awesome? answer: me. and now them. yay! are they all in LA?
garble:
GOING GREAT!!
(I have had TWO positive replies and offers to set up meetings! Who knew people were so nice?)
sometimes i think the internet just makes this... →
just KEEPING UP THE GOOD FUCKING WORK. np.
garble:
i got a brain boner just from the phrase alone. RACISM!
wearesistersandfriends:
oh you know no big deal just MAINTAINING THE MISSION OF DR KING WHATEVS.
garble:
to punk me.
like, seriously?
tomorrow for dinner
oh man how was it? i am excited about your dinner evenings in advance too. roast chicken is one of the most satisfying of dinners to make. IN THE LAND.
garble:
roast chicken and asparagus!
(is it cool that i’m excited about dinner evenings in advance?)
sometimes i think the internet just makes this... →
oh you know no big deal just MAINTAINING THE MISSION OF DR KING WHATEVS.
garble:
to punk me.
like, seriously?
can you still ask apple for one?
you: “thx boo!”
garble:
god i need a printer
mass texting the internet
YEA you are a g. just make sure to punctuate appropriately when you ask them if they are dtf.
(let me know if you want me to look over anything)
garble:
i’m doing it.
(writing professors about educational research internships this summer. wahoodles)
whoops
OBVI. also today i was in the student lounge after hours and no one else was there and i…kind of ate some tortilla chips out of a bag that was in the garbage can. i mean, it was on top of all the garbage! and i had just seen it deposited in the lounge that afternoon! and they were still in the bag! but still: garbage chips what is wrong with me.
garble:
AHAHAHA
did you eat it?
...
hahaha you are here
in san francisco!
i’m like:
suspicions
i think that hard-to-read guy lost interest since we banged (oh yeah ps we banged). i’m not sad about it but i’m a little sad about it. more the general phenomenon than the dude himself. this keeps happening.
i almost wrote something terrible and self-pitying but i’ve restrained myself.
whoops
just accidentally put curry powder in my oatmeal.
i'm eating fried rice
yeaaaaah buddy! what did you put in it?
garble:
it’s gooey and warm and greasy.
just thought i’d let you know.
this could have been us →
only recently. remember, we also conquered and colonized most of the orient.
garble:
oh god our genes are so embarrassing
wearesistersandfriends:
“I couldn’t give a damn though, I’ve near enough got my a**e out tonight.”